{"id":957,"date":"2013-11-14T21:48:45","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T21:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sportspaper.org\/?p=957"},"modified":"2013-11-14T21:48:51","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T21:48:51","slug":"for-just-25-cents-the-blonde-gets-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sportspaper.org\/?p=957","title":{"rendered":"For just 25 cents, the Blonde gets it"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bumming around town with Bill Bumerton<\/h1>\n

Bumerton is a retired Navy fighter pilot who had been missing in action for several years while he traversed the globe looking for greener grass. He discovered the grass is only greener here (it\u2019s blue in Kentucky), so he returned to again take charge of his 1954 green Hudson Hornet that had been in storage, refilled his pipe, and is continuing his smokin\u2019 ways. Here is what he recently told us at the Sports Paper.<\/p>\n

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Bumerton sees all<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Here, Big Dawg, is a cute joke titled \u201cFootball and the Blonde.\u201d A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.\u00a0“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”\u00a0 Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”\u00a0“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was… ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!” Your friend Danny Shedwin passed that on from his headquarters near Pike Street Market in Seattle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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