The perfect solution to immigration reform

By Terry Mosher

Editor, Sports Paper

 

I’ve got the solution to immigration reform. What we do is invite all of Mexico into the United States except, of course, the drug cartels with their henchmen.

Once all of Mexico is safely in the four U.S. bordering states – California, Texas, New Mexico and Arizona – then we send drones armed with missiles to Mexico with the ability to blow up anybody left there, which would be the cartels with their henchmen.

Then we can rename California Cal-Mex, Texas would be Tex-Mex, New Mexico would be Old Mexico and Arizona would then go by Mexzona.

Sounds great to me.